v0.8.0
6 May 2026
- Nickname when saving — optional, persisted in localStorage
- Profanity filter on nicknames — client-side and server-side
- One record per IP — updates if better distance, rejects if worse
- Country flag shown in leaderboard
- Privacy notice in save panel and leaderboard page
- Scrollbar hidden to prevent cheating
- Infinite scroll upward — works from page load on desktop and mobile
- Equivalences now target ~1 unit for more intuitive comparisons
v0.7.0
5 May 2026
- Global leaderboard — top 10 scroll records across all visitors
- Record submitted to leaderboard on save
- Rank shown after saving (with medal for top 3)
- Leaderboard page shows your saved local record for comparison
- Leaderboard link added to navigation on all pages
- Cloudflare D1 + Workers backend — no third-party services
v0.6.0
5 May 2026
- Time scrolling tracker — starts on first scroll, displayed alongside energy and CO₂
- Average scroll speed in m/min, calculated live
- Save record now includes time and speed alongside distance
- Save tooltip shows full record: distance · time · speed
- Share messages updated to include time and speed
- Auto-save on page close — record is always preserved
v0.5.0
5 May 2026
- Share scroll record on X, Facebook and Reddit directly from the save flow
- Copy link for Discord, Instagram and TikTok (clipboard + "Copied!" confirmation)
- Share achievement buttons on Progress Bar page after completing the 5-minute wait
- Share text includes the saved distance on the main page
v0.4.0
5 May 2026
- Progress Bar page — a tribute to the old-school loading bar
- 5-minute bar with fully randomised speed (max 5% per jump, max 30 s pause)
- 12 random titles and 22 rotating subtitles (change every minute)
- Ko-fi banners at 25–30% and 90%+ with distinct messages
- Light / dark mode and burger menu, consistent with the rest of the site
- Progress Bar link added to the main navigation
v0.3.0
5 May 2026
- Satirical / real data toggle for energy & CO₂
- Dynamic unit scaling: µWh → mWh → Wh → kWh and µg → mg → g → kg
- Save distance button with localStorage persistence
- Hover tooltip on save button showing current record
- Toast confirmation on save — highlights new records
- About page with bio and Ko-fi link
- Energy & CO₂ disclaimer
- Copyright notice
- sitemap.xml and robots.txt
v0.2.0
5 May 2026
- Dark / light mode toggle (top left corner)
- Respects system colour scheme preference
- Preference saved in localStorage
- Improved text contrast across all elements
- Burger menu with navigation links
- Changelog page (this page)
- SEO & GEO optimisation on all pages
- Version toast updated to v0.2.0
v0.1.0
5 May 2026
- Infinite scroll — the page never ends
- Real-time distance counter in metres
- 100+ distance equivalences (red blood cells → Proxima Centauri)
- Satirically exaggerated energy consumption tracker (Wh → kWh)
- CO₂ emissions tracker with real-world comparisons
- Device detection — different energy values for mobile and desktop
- Ko-fi donation banner every 15 metres, with satirical messages
- Version toast on load, disappears after 3 metres
- SEO & GEO optimisation